ALLEN, THIS IS GREAT
In honor of Valentine’s Day I made some punny tweets
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Behind every great man is a woman with blood on her hands.
House of Cards Season 2
Only on Netflix
Chloe Howl, “Rumour”
I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me
The best thing about this is that it was solely for his personal enjoyment